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preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
by NickyG103 June 14, 2006
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shit-mane

Completely benign space filler, usually spoken before an actual response has been formulated by the coonversationalist.
Subject A: "Wattsup yo?"
Subject B: "Shit-mane.. notta damn thing."
by leeric October 4, 2004
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Shit Bob

Shit Bob. Someone named "Bob" whom shits their pants. Shit Bobs also may be found to stutter profusely, Marry obese women, and drive beater ass Honda (Tm) Crxs. Shit Bobs can be distinguished by their skid marks and foul odor. When you see a Shit Bob coming.... Hide your linens!
(VOICE 1) Who would you rather be?... Shit Bob? or Paul Blart (Mall Cop)? (Voice 2) I Would fuck Paul Blart on National Tv before I would willingly be Shit Bob!!!!!
by Bob's Underwear October 25, 2010
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Shit guts

When you poop and puke at the same time.
"Ah, man. I shit guts today.
by Ugly Taxi March 5, 2013
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shit lid

Guy 1: That fella's got a really shit lid on him
Guy 2: Yeah, paying out £15 wasn't worth looking that dumb
by Gonzakh March 1, 2012
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Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers
"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"
by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019
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Shammy shits

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.
Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.
by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021
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