Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.

Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024

Pine Pirate

A player who never gets off the bench.

That guy never gets to play; he is a pine pirate!

by SquirrelNutz January 7, 2024

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

Street Pirate Army

The Street Pirate Army refers to an underground rap collective that originated in East Baltimore, Maryland, during the mid-nineties.

Founded by Javein Scarwin, this rebellious group of young black youth left an indelible mark on the Zone 18/Pirateland community.

Renowned for their distinct Pirate sound, they adopted the acronym S.P.A and embraced the iconic Street Pirate Army logo featuring skulls and bones, symbolizing their identity and unity.

The Street Pirate Army's influence extended beyond their local community, permeating Baltimore's burgeoning underground rap scene of the mid 90's.

Their trailblazing efforts paved the way for a multitude of artists who followed in their footsteps, carrying forward the street pirate army legacy. With their innovative musical style and lyrical prowess, they captivated street audiences, embodying the spirit of rebellion and expressing the voice of a generation.

To this day, the Street Pirate Army remains a testament to the power of artistic expression and the impact of grassroots movements.

Their influence on Baltimore's underground rap scene serves as a reminder of the resilience and creativity that can emerge from marginalized communities.

Their story is one of passion, determination, and the ability to shape cultural landscapes through artistic endeavors.

"The Street Pirate Army's unique blend of rebellious lyrics and their signature Pirate sound defined a generation of young black youth in East Baltimore's Zone 18 community."

"The Street Pirate Army, emerging from East Baltimore in the mid-nineties, revolutionized the underground rap scene with their distinctive Pirate sound and profound lyrical messages."

by The Oxguardian December 3, 2023

Brotherhood Protectiva

The subtle actions and behaviors initiated by Black men in places and events where they are the sole (or one of the few) Black people in nearly/all-White environments that are intended to establish goodwill and counter negative beliefs and biased cultural narratives. The long-term goal being to create more opportunities for future Black men (this is not necessarily to exclude Black women who certainly have had challenges but historically, men have had a very strong race-based headwind to navigate in American society) - to be more readily welcomed, accepted, and even invited into these places, such as neighborhoods, workplaces, social groups, etc.

Aside from being friendly, the other reason I give a friendly wave at every car that goes past me when I walk around this basically all-White neighborhood is so that when one of them sees another Black man walking around here, they have subconscious wealth of positive associations to draw upon to hopefully offset any latent biases that might make the experience more threatening to them. If you're familiar with Dune, think of this as the Brotherhood Protectiva.

by MoonsterNYC March 18, 2024

Brotherhood Protectiva

The strategy behind subtle actions and behaviors initiated by Black people in places and events where they are the sole (or one of the few) Black people in nearly/all-White environments that are intended to establish goodwill and counter negative beliefs and biased cultural narratives. The long-term goal being to create more opportunities for future Black people to be more readily welcomed, accepted, and even invited into these places, such as neighborhoods, workplaces, social groups, etc.

Aside from just being a nice Southern thing, the other reason I give a friendly wave at every passing car when I walk around this neighborhood is that it's basically all-White. So when one of the residents sees another Black man walking around here, they have subconscious wealth of positive associations to draw upon to hopefully offset any latent biases that might make the experience more threatening to them. If you're familiar with Dune, think of this as the Brotherhood Protectiva.

by MoonsterNYC March 18, 2024