spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.

"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"

by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017

Deez Nuts

Deez nuts mean like if you are talk in a sentence and you're like deez nuts ha gotem

Guess what?
What?
Deez Nuts?

by Bull**** October 25, 2017

Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

nut ruff

dandruff for the nether regions

he has some serious nut ruff

by BeckGer May 19, 2017

carmelized nuts

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.

Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

by Carmelized nut boy May 29, 2017

Glacier nuts

When you have cold nuts.

It was so cold out I got glacier nuts.

by Leon Williams III June 6, 2017