Alayna-Marie

Alayna-Marie is a very hot and independent woman. She’s thoughtful and wouldn’t let anyone get in her way of her self care tactics. She’s like a therapist to everyone and has many friends due to her massive respect towards other people. She’s NEVER mad so if she’s mad at you, she really hates you and wants to use your spleen as a cat treat 😍👊🏽

She’s into gore and guts and blood, she likes autopsy and would do it on you when you die because she’s do it on the the one she loves most, safe surgery 😍🤟🏽 If she hates you she’s doing unexperienced surgery on you and you’ll rot in hell with no peace 😜🪓

Lastly, she’s a GREAT girlfriend. She’s loyal, a happy person, smart, caring, and would check up on you even if you are a distant bitch that she doesn’t like. 😫🔫

So, get yourself an Alayna-Marie see what you think. 😼‼️

“Dude, this girl named Alayna-Marie is hot as hell, she’s smart too.”
“Dayum she curvy as well, but I heard she likes the freaky stuff, not the good freaky tho.”
“I don’t care I just want a girl to love me”
“Damn dude I wish I had a heart and was like Alayna-Marie!”

by Cebb June 16, 2021

Edwin Mari

He is tall, dark and handful, he loves to eat, sleep, drink coke and cobra and play ML after work.

Edwin Mari is wafu

by creepanon June 7, 2021

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

Marie

A Marie has been defined as a divine creature, but she is more of a Ping Jim Pong, actually.

"Hey , how you doing today? You sure? You look a lil' bit Ping Jim Pong.. So.. you're a Marie?"

by haha2409 June 5, 2017

liva marie

A very beautiful person who has good humor

Omg she's so beautiful she's a Liva Marie

by Musse kisses July 6, 2017

Amber from Marys

A short blonde girl who wears Van's and has a bunch of guy friends...
Most commonly thinks they are not cute when they are... also very fun to talk to

Are you know marys who's friends with ambers.. amber from marys

by Hdhshsjsn September 6, 2021

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011