simple man

Guy who hangs around with chics all day and in the end acts like he doesn't have friends.

Dude1: Bro, how's your social life?
Dude2: No friends man! Simple man..
Dude1: 😏

by Kwazy_Cupcake November 6, 2019

man thot

A guy who may or may not accidentally wear a shirt to p.e. that is too small.
Tries to hide it but isnt successful

Guy to friend: I accidentally took my brothers shirt for class and its too small
Friend: omg your a man thot

by Welcome_back_SNACKS! February 22, 2019

ohhhh man

The more dramatic to version of "oh man". Usually used when something went way worse then it should've.

Ohhhh man.....that exploded.

by Im here for some reason. May 27, 2017

Man pig

A husband/boyfriend that treats their wife/girlfriend like a slave instead of their significant other.

Husband comes home and sits groceries on kitchen counter, then goes to do something else. Husband comes back into the kitchen and asks wife "have you been in the kitchen (mean look on face)" wife "no. Why?" He doesn't say, so wife gets up and goes into kitchen...just to see that he asked because the groceries weren't put up. Wife thinks to self "you could've put those up yourself, you man pig!"

My husband is such a man pig because he thinks I'm going to just do everything for him because we are married.

by Moochy August 27, 2013

Hungry Man

Quite simply, while sitting at the dinner table enjoying a meal, the eater is also recieving a blowjob from underneath the table.

After a long day at work, Kevin was super pissed to find his wife had left to run errands. He had become acustom to getting a hungry man, but instead is left with little option but to just go ahead and eat by himself

by wolfmans brother October 27, 2011

Man Bet

When one man is made another's bitch in a legitimate wager of one's wits. The losing party who is forever dubbed the winning party's man bitch must present his penis to be slapped by the winning party's penis by no less than three man whacks. The striking surface is to be chosen by the crowd. There was much rejoicing.

MarkEdwards bitched out and took the losing man bet. His johnson was placed on a grill grate to be struck repeatedly.

by Chicago Snowplow August 25, 2011

grenade man

In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.

Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.

by Big Red AF January 22, 2007