I am horny, I have to ho.
by JohnyTheCreator June 24, 2022
Get the Homug. The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
by bitchuck December 24, 2024
Get the ho ho homug. 
The term used by a group of friends or "Squad" when greeting one another or getting ones attention. Used to replace Hey or How you doing.
by Mr. BlusterWood June 18, 2016
Get the ho ehmug. by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020
Get the Professional Homug. 1. a person who guides/warns others about ho's based on his/her own experience.
2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.
3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the inexperienced.
2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.
3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the inexperienced.
by Hadji Washington December 15, 2008
Get the ho sherpamug. Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.
"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."
by Yosemitic January 13, 2010
Get the Hos before Homeworkmug.