Freddie Wood

A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.

Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD

by julian rampual March 1, 2024

freddy five bear

chika the kitchen Bonnie the Bon Bon Foxy the pirate fox arrrrr

Alteast it’s not Freddy Five Bear

by Acxy March 6, 2024

Freddy Fazbear

Freddy Fazbear is the titular antagonist of the Five Nights at Freddy's series, who later appears as multiple variations in the succeeding games. Freddy is an animatronic bear and children's entertainer housed at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, alongside Bonnie and Chica. Freddy Fazbear was once a child that became William Afton's second victim. He was an animatronic bear featuring springlock mechanisms and the mascot of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. He was tragically killed by William Afton before being revived in what's implied to be a fate worse than death.Seemingly a nice and innocent animatronic entertainer for children, he is actually possessed by the soul of a child named Gabriel and actively tries to kill the security guards of at least two Freddy Fazbear's Pizza locations, which he mistakes for his murderer.

Yo, do you like Five Nights at Freddy's, I love Freddy Fazbear

by L0LBIT_L0L March 19, 2024

Fired for making a Jew look stupid

She obviously didn't quit.

Hym "He (Ben Shapiro) isn't going to comment on it because the truth undercuts everything he purports to believe. She is allowed to say whatever she wants... But if she works for me what SHE WANTS TO SAY IS 'Israeli is perfectly justified in doing what it's doing and they must be rid of Hamas by any means necessary' and of it's not she's fired. We all know she is getting Fired for making a Jew look stupid... But if Ben Shapiro doesn't confirm that that's what happened... We all have to just sit here and pretend that didn't happen. It's a was of preempting assertions. 'You fired Candace Owens for criticizing Israel and making that stupid Jew who wrote a hit piece on her look like a retard' and then he goes 'Well I didn't say that! I didn't fire her (technically)! And since I didn't say that's what happened... You just have to accept a non-explanation' No. I don't. I can just fill in the blanks. So, who is the guy who fired her? I want to talk to him. Is he going to give a didn't answer than the one Ben gave? No. Probably not. Does your word not carry any weight at the company you started? If you told them not to fire her, would they have still fired her? No. Did you want her fired. Probably. Did you express that to the guy who controls the hiring and firing? Probably. So the fact that YOU AREN'T THE ONE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER FIRING IS IRRELEVANT. You are still the REASON she was fired. And she was fired conflict with the Jews."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"

youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!

by Just show Proof March 31, 2024

Fireduck

When your having oral-sex with someone and they have duck lips but they catch on fire

The other day I saw a fireduck on xxx.com

by miss_frog_eyes April 1, 2024