I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

No they don't

The client and my manager both violated the boundaries policy by getting into my email. I'm not taking a backseat to retards. Ever. I'll kill a child if you try to make me. Stand down and stand by or I will kill your kids.

Hym "No they don't. His rights are not violated by me following the abuse neglect policy and in accordance with the abuse and neglect policy: I have a reasonable suspicion the Marina Derfus, Kendra McKeefry, Melissa Dilsner Barlow, and other violated the boundaries policy of Rem Wisconsin and molested one of the mentally retarded clients."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

see ya don't care much

(Noun ) : meaning , Hoping you're leaving for good. Really done with you.

My family is all set with the people that are not in 100 percent... so see ya don't care much.

by Amiyj February 10, 2024

i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'

karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"

by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

You don't want to come out publicly

Saying that you are using the "weaponized schizophrenia" to get me to do whatever you expect me to do here. Whether it's walking back the things I've said or doing something else instead of this, I can't let you do this. You know I can't. It isn't trivial. And Fuck you Dr. Phil you ALREADY REGRET IT. I SAW YOU CRYING ABOUT IT. I'm not sharing in your regret for the rest of my life because I don't feel bad enough about your kids being harmed and IF THE WOMEN DON'T FUCK THEN I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. This is not going to get you what you want. This is not stopping the school shootings. I don't have to do it myself. I'm not causing them.

Hym "You don't want to come out publicly and make declaration about what has been happening here and if you don't have enough evidence it is because you are being both willfully ignorant and belligerent about it. You want to make a point about 'we can't let out kids be held hostage' or something about women or whatever and it's all peripheral to what is actually happening here. You can't just sit there and pretend I'm I a glass box until I do what you want."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025