Chris

A Chris is a vagabond soumoun like dont be near a Chris you gonna end up crying <3

Chris: butthole
Person 1:*cries*

by adormyahh September 19, 2021

Chris

Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend

. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.

Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me

Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while

by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022

Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.

Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep

by A homosexual September 7, 2021

Chris

Chris, or "having a Chris" is a synonym/slang for the drug marijuana. Popular in New Zealand/Australian slang.

"Hey bro, you guys getting on the Chris tonight?"
"Yeah, mate. Me and the gang are getting on the Chris tonight!"

by tfhb669 March 28, 2024

Chris

Usually short. Very sweet. Also smart. Will help you with anything. Has attitude! Tends to be a smart ass. Overall bestfriend material.

Girl 1: He’s so sweet and smart!
Girl 2: Duh! His name is Chris

by Assiduunaoyee June 10, 2018

National Chris Appreciation Day

The National Celebration of Gratitude for any Chris in your life

Hey isn’t it National Chris Appreciation Day!?? Better go be nice to Chris

by bartthemart April 12, 2022

National Chris Miao Day

During this day, we celebrate the CMan320, for his valor in the most righteous battles of War Thunder. People can celebrate by playing War Thunder instead of doing any homework as a sacrifice for the years of missing assignments TheCMan320 made to play with Zackaroni. This Holiday is mainly celebrated by the people of North Carolina, Panther fans more specifically.

I'm going to fail all my classes in celebration of National Chris Miao Day this year. Maybe I'll even get the Wirbelwind.

by Migieus October 12, 2022