popping your can

Popping your can refers to the process in which a male throat fucks someone so hard, a small hole rips in their throat. Resembling a hole in a can.

I throat fucked this bitch so hard I popping your can.

by Ayce123 June 19, 2017

Canned Out

To spray someone or something with a can if Bear spray. Canada Slang

1. Yooo, Im gonna fucking can you out and shieet
2. They were talking shit so i canned them out

Canned out by bear spray

by EBKPooh February 12, 2023

getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane

Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!

by Javabooks25 December 5, 2023

trash cans

colorful little plastic containers used to sell crack cocaine typically in 5 or 10 dollars

yo man you wanna take a ride down the way an cop some trash cans.

by shawn30 January 13, 2021

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

can opener

Someone with a cleft lip

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.

by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022