Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.

Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?

by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023

Apple

A company mainly founded by steve jobs .

they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10

Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here

by someone_british April 6, 2023

apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.

Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!

by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023

apple bones

Canadian model/actor and People Magazine’s “Sexiest TikTokker” William White refers to the core of an apple as “apple bones”.

Guys, I accidentally ate part of the apple bones!

by Whitey’s Gold Chain April 21, 2023

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Apple Critters

Apple fritters made with mothers love (extra care) with extra cinnamon sugar.

Enjoy these Apple Critters

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Apple

A fruit, a red fruit, and a fruit that is very tasty. Sometimes the fruit is even green. Apples are grown on trees mostly in California areas.

"This apple is so tasty."

by Hotmen11 May 4, 2023