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I Stumped My Toe

Hitting your toe so hard that it feels like it is broken off and all is left is a stump.
by Matilda Boatwright June 2, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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toe

One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.
Person 1: toe fucking sucks
Person 2: I'm sorry but can you kindly go f*** yourself
by Clap420 November 21, 2021
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Toe hole

Its where you finger yourself/others but with your toe.
"Ohh my boyfriend gave me a Toe Hole last night. It felt soo good"
by DamienMG November 21, 2021
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Toe bag

Used when you want to say something rude to another but the person won't know what it means so they can't really be offended. Used when you describe someone negatively.
"Everest is such a toe bag"
by ToeBagcreator April 3, 2024
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Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting anal sphincter, commonly during sleep.
Ezra's girlfriend was often known to give him the Goblin Toe during their cuddle sessions.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
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Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.
Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.
by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024
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