
by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
by qpkarl February 4, 2020

by LonelyLiz January 26, 2021

by talerel November 13, 2017

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
