Chris

A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.

Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.

by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019

Biggy chris

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.

Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Chris

Chris is funny,cute,sexy,athletic and a lot more. Chris can make a sad person happy and his hair is the best. His smile is amazing and he can dress really well. Chris is also the best especially when it comes to relationships because he’s the best when it comes to anything sexually he is most likely the best you will ever have, he will rock your world. He’s the person every girl wants and everybody wants to be like. He also knows how to treat females and is very respectful. Chris is a very respectable person and nice unless you get on his bad side. If you have a Chris trust me you do not want to lose him.

Girl #1:girl who is that
Girl #2: omg that’s Chris he is so amazing….

by (<_>) November 22, 2021

Chris Brown

A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️

Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?

Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?

Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man

Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??

Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish

by SnICKeR ChROniCles May 18, 2020

Chris

The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.

That's a poor Chris, at least he tries.

by Tbagzzzz November 8, 2017

Chris

Chris is a fun guy that has nothing to do but fun and homework,also sometimes he does have nothing to do for real so then he pings @chat revivers on hashbee discord.

-Chris is renamed FaZe_poggers man #pbh on the hashbee discord server.

-But Chris sucks doesn't he?

-I AM CHRIS!

-frick

by pogammaybechris November 28, 2020

Chris

A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.

“Oh shit, He must be a Chris, look at how he looks at boys, oof.”

by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019