soft nutted

soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.

lost1-yo dude did you jus see her ass.?

enzo2-dude i think i jus soft nutted on myself

lost1- dang..

by enzotwocov September 28, 2009

Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).

"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."

by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018

Deez Nuts

The most hilarious Vine of 2015.

hey, something came in the mail today .
what?
DEEZ NUTS ha! Got em!

by Xpolanco19 March 16, 2016

Slug nutted

When you nut on your own balls and smack them off a girls forehead

Yo last night I straight slug nutted this girl Ashley....

by MeMeWeeWee July 15, 2018

Nut tipped

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.

The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022

nut ornament

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.

That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014