I'M ABOUT TO BLOW

WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).

MAN: I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
WOMAN: OH YES DADDY BLOW ALL OVER ME

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.

That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.

by King Maxwell November 2, 2020

Blow back

When your blowing drugs through a straw into a girls ass and drugs blow back in your mouth when u stop blowing.. to avoid this use a twisty straw to blow coke and molly into a girls ass.

Becky! Damn u gotta relax when I blow, I just got mad blow back in my mouth. It tastes awful

by Poppy2286 June 5, 2018

Blow Darting

When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.

Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting

by KinkyHornyLover69420 December 4, 2021