Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 2, 2023

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

Sweet potato

ALL the Kate's love them. A code word for someone who is gay and or a lesbian.

Kate" she is SO a sweet potato "
Ally " she's wearing a flannel she SO is"

by Saidwhattttt May 26, 2018

Potato

Potato - Bored or Boredom

Potato can also be used as an insult or to summon the potato gods

Potato - I'm bored

By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.

YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.

by AllyTheDemon December 4, 2020

the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade

Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!

by dailyretard April 23, 2023

Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020