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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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trunk monkey

I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.
by Chris Colbeck May 14, 2005
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Monkey punch

A monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and shit in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your shit filled hand
Shut up or I will monkey punch you
by theeyeofthewolf November 28, 2011
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poarch monkey

A slang word for a dirty indian or a black person.
Coady loves sniffing gas, hes such a poarch monkey!
by Trevdawg April 10, 2006
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Monkey bath

A bath that is so hot when lowering in to it all u say is ooooh ooooh ahhhh ahhhh
by shearer June 17, 2003
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Cheeky Monkey

A person who exhibits a need for control, mainly through conversing, and has a predisposition for using pun and sarcasm as the means, usually thrown in to get the last word or maintain dominance of the conversation and its contents.
I told a friend of mine that I was experiencing respiration problems. She returned a statement about the humidity being so high. I said I hadn't been outside in days - then she said how much I meant to her with three consecutive instant messages, and threw in, "humidity effects us wherever we are", at the very end of her loving onslaught. - that is a "cheeky monkey"
by Dougousity July 1, 2011
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Monkey Butt

Term of endearment: Can be used to describe a significant other or a loved one in a silly way.
by I love erin :) March 2, 2009
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