Speed

Born on January 21st 2005 as Darren Jason Watkins Jr., this young YouTuber commonly known as iShowSpeed is named for how fast he has children of his own when he was "only" 14 year old, which outpaces even most akcual adults.

People can't believe how fast Speed went from gaming to fatherhood; he's living life in the fast lane!

by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

Speedo

Also called a banana hammock.

Friends, season 10, episode 14:
Phoebe: "I'm going to change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
Mike: "Do you know what a banana hammock is?"
Phoebe: "It's a funny word."
Mike: "It's a speedo."

by CaroWhatev August 15, 2025

Speel Chucker

Slang for "Spell Checker" on a smartphone or computer. It came about through spell checkers replacing mis spelt words or even correct words with equally mis spelt words.

I'm sorry that sentence didn't make sense, my speel chucker let me down.

by Yuugee October 9, 2025

Speedbag

When you hit your nut sack with a massage gun

Stfu or we'll speedbag you.

by Lord Erne October 24, 2025

Speechers

A group of people who talk a whole lot of bullshit.

"Katie and her friends became speechers when they mentioned the size."

by A Knight of Shovels November 17, 2025

Speedytism

People that love the character speedy and have autism

I have speedytism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026