Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.

Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!

by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013

apple pie

the new way of enhancing erections.

(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?

by TheCroft June 28, 2007

Porkie pie

Porkie pie
a word for Stan being sexy as hell used be dace and yach they all wanna go boogie woogy with lil ol' stanny

stan is a Porkie pie

by yomoa July 4, 2010

Sheppard's Pie

when you bang a girl, take your dick out with shit on it, and then give that girl a mushroom stamp and there's a imprint of your dick on her face and shit.

last night, I gave that girl a sheppard's pie. want to check it out?

she ate one too many chimi changas so i ended up giving her a sheppards pie

my friend carla was craving burritos so instead i served her up a sheppard's pie

by marky marrrc March 9, 2008

Fool Pie

The "fool" part retaining its original meaning, the "pie" part being totally different. "Fool Pie" is a statement to be used when pissed off or whatever. basically meaning "thats fucking foolish" From fool pie came many other pie statements including "fussy pie" which became famous because of its similiarity to the *naughty word* pussy pie and hairy pie.. for similar reasons. also when tryig to convince someone to join you in something "come pie"..
also, it ends an argument, whoever is quick enough to use the pie extension. however, one must allow the other person chance to use fool pie.

valid usage 1:

1. "we cant go cause i have to look after my brother"
2. "fool pie!"

invalid usage 1:

1. "your a fool pie" (fool pie is not a noun)

valid usage 2:

1. "fool!"
2. "im no fool!"
1. "Fool Pie!!"
2. "....." (defeated silence)

valid usage 2:

1. "fool!"
2. "Im no fool. Fool pie!" pause (.) give peer chance to use fool pie. on msn, it should be sent as two IM's

invalid usage 2:
1. "fool!"
2. "fool pie!" (no chance is given for the other person to use fool pie. therfore the dissagreement is unfairly won and the power of fool pie is abused.

by Dom Moon April 21, 2007

ponkin pie

a word used by david careirro.
believed to be the 'correct' spelling for pumpkin pie.

basically, david is DUMB !

"are you serious? it's pumpkin pie."
"no, it's ponkin pie. it's a silent word."

by shmizzie shmolson March 4, 2009

clutie pie

A baked, often foul smelling, version of a clute (Something somewhere between a clitoris and a penis)

A clutie pie can come in an abundance of flavors, and can be found at the local flee market.
Such flavors include:
yeast infection, herpes, tuna, and african sweat.

Usually, cats are very drawn to the smell, and will flock to the clutie pie in question.

"Hey ese, that girl last night turned out to be a total clutie pie"

"A clutie pie?"

"Yea, like a baked clute..."

"Oh really, what flavor?"

"Somewhere between herps and african sweat."

"Oh yummy."

"Yea, but her cats kept trying to lick her while we were doing the deed."

"Oh. Sucks"

by shooot the clute August 16, 2009