Hand Ski

To place ones hand on a large vouluptous vainey penis and while hand in place motion it upwords and down then in and\or around ones mouth.

Shaniqua "came" over the other day. bitch got good hand ski's

by Doon Coon May 3, 2008

hand jammer

simply a hand job

this bitch sasha hit my truck so i made her give me a hand jammer till the insurance went through

by lou pherigno January 24, 2010

handburger

a burger composed of two buns sandwiching a human hand, best served with dr pepper

Tyson: handburger
Olivia: I want to have handburgers for dinner!
Tyson: me too, make sure you bring the dr pep

by handburger May 8, 2020

Rodeo Hand

Experienced during or after sex, when one partner, having massaged his or her partners anus, must keep the dirty hand at a safe distance, from the sheets, the nose, and all body parts. The act of fucking while keeping the dirty hand at bay resembles a rodeo rider.

sometimes I forget to wash my rodeo hand after sex.

by girlskill December 19, 2008

Computer Hand

When you are on the computer and the hand you use the mouse with gets cold while your other hand remains warm.

Despite having computer hand, Mansour still was on the computer looking for shoes he will never get

Maha: Sour, why do you have only one glove on?
Sour: I was getting computer hand, so I'm hoping this glove will make it go away. Does it make me look like MJ bro?

by Mansour131 January 14, 2010

talk to the hand

Talk to the hand is used when someone has information to tell you, but you are just not interested in hearing it. Almost another way of saying "shut up".

Talk to the hand because the face don't wanna hear it...

by Marisa September 2, 2003

hand-shandy

'avin a wank

yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy

by thorntonj September 28, 2008