fucking spectacular

It's better than owning a baby panda.
It's better than meeting Big Bird.

Things that are fucking spectacular aren't things that make days.
They're things that make lives.
Like Old Spice commercials.
That shit's fucking spectacular.

Haley is fucking spectacular, because she takes photos of koalas and once beat a honey badger in a game of Monopoly.

by Stewart I am. September 12, 2013

fuck weight

When a females' been having a lot of sex and her hips and ass get bigger A.K.A. When your flat butt becomes a booty!

MAN1: Damn shorty used to be thin, but now that Jerome's been hittin' that, she put on some fuck weight.

MAN2: Shooo did

MAN1: Ummhumm!

by vamanda smasser October 17, 2008

fucked off

To be extremely annoyed

I'm proper fucked off about that car killing my cat

by F4g July 17, 2003

Stand the Fuck By

Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.

"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."

"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"

by Hypo January 27, 2006

fuck rag

a piece of cloth kept near the bed for mopping up residual juices after sex.

After I banged Jenny, I wiped my self off with my fuck rag and told her to get the hell out of my apartment.

by sunshine.acid May 14, 2005

god fuck

Word that can be used when pissed off. Equivalent of God dammit, only it makes no grammatical sense at all, and is therefore fun to say.

God fuck! I died!

by Spoon Worshiper January 20, 2004

plumpy fucked

To get close to the end of a task and get screwed over.

Originaly from the board game "Candy Land" where the Plumpy card would fuck you over at the end of the game and bring you back to the start.

I got plumpy fucked when I read the wrong assignment for class.

by Leftler February 9, 2006