Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

Duck division

The best crew ever!

7he Duck Division is c00l!

by King Doctor July 12, 2024

Chuckle Ducking

I had a dream that this meant surfing while naked

"I went to the beach last night but someone was chuckle Ducking on the water"

by Raddyguy July 20, 2023

Duck Master

The Master or leader of a duck hunting trip.

Well what the DUCK MASTER says goes.

by DuckMaster15 December 24, 2024

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)

Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name

person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat

by xaern25 September 13, 2025

Donald Duck

A president who quacks and who is a quack.

Donald Duck is currently in Vietnam touting diplomacy to the natives.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

duck truffle

When you shove a hoisin duck wrap from Tescos meal deal section up your partner

I’m going round Josie’s tonight gonna duck truffle her!

by Nimsat🍑🍆👅🔥💦 January 16, 2025