doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

Doinkiest

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

by O’flyin December 7, 2024

Doinkiest

Any noun or verb that is understood as good or exciting

This milk is doinkiest

by O’flyin December 7, 2024

Doing a Billy

When you arrange to do something then don’t show up.

Bill asked the crew to completely rearrange their plans. Then didn’t show up. Thus… Doing a Billy

by PWUrb December 9, 2024

Doinkin It

When you Doink it.

I like it when They Doink it, He's not Doinkin it right.

by cheeseynut December 12, 2024

doing a charcoal

Tricking an incredibly hot girl to send you nudes on the internet so you can jerk off and ghost her.

I’m doing a charcoal to
Shimmy. She’s super hot!

by Freddylovesyou December 12, 2024

Doing a Unit

Sending crook shit to your mates on social media, always unsolicited.

Check this knob out, he's doing a unit again!

by anonymous December 27, 2024