Black-and-white cookie

Shitting and masturbating at the same time. Don’t forget your mask.

My ex-wife is disgusting and I can’t stand her. But I was horny, so I got on top of her and gave her the black-and-white cookie.

by Art Ritis January 29, 2022

Canadian Specialty Cookie

Anal sex with a Canadian

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”

by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021

Cookie Clicker

An addictive idle clicker game. It could cause you to lose your mind and listen to corn-centeric music. It takes incredible feats of luck, skill, and waiting.

Guys, have you ever played Cookie Clicker? I've gotten 78% of the acheivements.

by fu**ing insane October 30, 2023

cookie

the tiniest boy in the world with a heart full of love and the softest smile

"cookie is the tiniest boy ever"
"i love cookie, especially his soft smile"
"cookies heart is full of so much love, hes so sweet"

by bunnybabie January 15, 2022

cookie

cookie is the cutest dog in the world and there is no dog cuter and if you say there is a dog cuter than her i will decapitate you

OMG look at that dog she is sooo cute!!

yeah that is cookie the cutest dog ever

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Cookie Wookie

Is a sexual move made buy a man with a beard and a woman with a tanned vagina buy him planting his face on the vagina and howling like a wookie.

She says"Will you howl like a wookie on my vagina?"
He says"Do you mean a Cookie Wookie?"
She says" Sure."
He says" WHAYYYYYYYYYYYY"

by Sunnykittyshine October 27, 2019