zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.

"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"

by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024

bike brain

A person who refuses to acknowledge that not everyone wishes to ride a bicycle.

Adam and Gaz suffer from chronic bike brain.

by Larry L January 29, 2024

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Juria Brain

Juria Brain (n)Someone with a small brain; (v) he/she's brain is not functioning.

Oh my gosh you have a Juria Brain or for a verb Your Juria brain

by BrannyTheBraniac February 2, 2024

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

TikTok brain

"TikTok brain" is a colloquial term describing the characteristic short attention span exhibited by individuals, particularly of the latest generation, influenced by the rapid and concise content consumption prevalent on platforms like TikTok.

This term highlights the tendency to engage in brief, attention-grabbing activities and a reduced capacity for sustained focus or prolonged attention.

"I noticed my little sister's TikTok brain kicking in during our movie night – she couldn't sit through a film without checking her phone every few minutes."

"His TikTok brain kicked in during the lecture; after just a few minutes, he started scrolling through his phone, unable to focus on the speaker for an extended period."

by QueenAlthea November 29, 2023