A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

Internet Brain by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

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burrito brain

Receiving oral pleasure from a member of the latinx community.

"Bro I bagged this Mexican bitch and she gave maaaaad burrito brain."

burrito brain by Grebboblio January 24, 2025

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Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

Broke Brain Virus by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

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Amoeba-brain

A simple minded person. A dim-wit. Their brain is roughly the size of an amoeba and it functions just as efficiently.

How are you not getting this? It’s so darn simple. Are you an Amoeba-brain?

Amoeba-brain by Dexterdoright February 24, 2025

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