pig in a blanket

used to refer to describe someone who is being impaled from the rectum by a colossal penis to the point that the tip reaches the other end of the person.

"Tyrones dick was so big that Caleb became a Pig In a Blanket"

by garfieldbabycakes June 26, 2025

But it's *blank*!

That is your entire protestation to my thing.

Hym "I am of a class of people who do not matter. This appeal to sympathy rings completely hollow when you consider that I have received NONE. 0 sympathy for anything."

A retard "But you're talking about blank in a way I don't like!"

Hym "Hey, join the club. I'm still right about the thing I'm right about and I have a right to both illicit or demand a remedy in whatever way I choose. You are clearly just being obtuse and then stealing my contributions to whatever I have contributed and then lecturing me about how actually I need to change my entire mind brain so that you don't have to admit I'm right. You have one guy grabbing my schematics and another guy standing in the doorway to keep me from chasing after him and I'm entertaining you with this more than I should. The 'Weaponized schizophrenia' was real. It doesn't need to be relegated to me but rather remedied FOR me and I don't have to let you get away with being obtuse sadistic children who want to bully me into an ancillary social status until I kill myself like Judas Escariot. It seems like there is a pattern here. It seems like being tormented by sadistic children until you kill yourself is one of your JEW tactics and that they have recorded the phenomenon in you religious texts except instead of CALLING IT 'Weaponized schizophrenia' the call it 'Being tormented to death by sadistic children. And that's what YOUR behavior is like. Maybe THAT is why you thought I was doing a parody of the JEWS. Maybe THAT is why YOU thought I was doing a JEWISH STEREOTYPE, Dave."

A retard (In the most whiny vapid tone possible) "But it's *blank*! But it's kids! But it's grieving parents! But it's victims! But it's marginalized people!"

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

The bad blanket

A nut blanket. Where u sexually orgasm and wipe your butt on.

“Dad put that blanket down it’s the Bad Blanket”
“No I don’t wash that blanket it’s my Bad blanket”

by Lesean McCoy December 18, 2025

my ear went blank

A sudden, temporary loss of hearing in one ear, usually followed by high-pitched ringing, as if the world briefly muted itself or the audio channel cut out.

“I was mid-conversation when my ear went blank and all I could hear was ringing for like five seconds.”

by 1will2000will1 January 21, 2026

Tar Tar Binks

when someone doesn't want to put on a tard cap and stand in the corner

Person 1: Yes you are tar tar binks! yousa gonna stand in the corner!
Person 2: I said I'm not doing it!

by BabyMuncher52 January 24, 2026

inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

by Yayceee December 21, 2019

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020