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Tractor Beams 

Tractor Beams are the hairs that grow around the anus which can often capture "Klingons".
I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.
Tractor Beams by Dirty Glenn January 24, 2017

Ray Bans 

The act of placing your ballsack on a girl's eye sockets while receiving fellatio from her.
"Hey you shoulda seen the Ray Bans this chick was wearing last night, she couldn't see a damn thing."
Ray Bans by Edogg February 15, 2006

bean prout 

The way an asian waiter/waitress may pronounce bean sprouts. Also used as a code to participate in the smoking of mary jane.
"can we have some more bean sprouts please?"
"bean prout?"
"no bean sprouts"
"Yah yah bean prout"
"...yeah..."

or

(said by english speaking person imitating asian accent)
"bean prout?"
"heck yea i wanna"
bean prout by Nerdalie September 28, 2006

big bean burrito 

When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.
Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.

bean smasher 

One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.
We have a bean squasher in the family!
bean smasher by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005

bean squad 

A term for your Latino American group of friends, used in a friendly way to show contrast to your own race. Much nicer than the racially insensitive "beaner."
Black Girl #1: Oh, we need another crew to go with to that party tonight.
Black Girl #2: I know! We'll call the bean squad! (on phone) Hello, Lupe? Get Rafael and Carlos, we gonna tear up Paramount tonight!
bean squad by 310sfinest May 25, 2009