MAY 1

My anivisery with my boyfreind

Hey its may 1 its emmys. Aniversirey

by Mama.dada May 1, 2025

May 2nd

National slap your bf/gfs ass day

*slaps gfs ass*
Gf:why did you do that?
Bf:it's may 2nd

by Ssapasaps May 1, 2024

Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf

by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018

May 4th

May 4th is the day where you ask a random girl with the first letter a in there name for a booty pic and they have to send it to you

Boy: hey abby today is may 4th you know what that means

Abby: *sends booty pic*

by OnlyRealThings445 May 4, 2020

mai tera

a background song use to make an edit with your partner. must have flooded your reels section

she: omg did you see that mai tera edit. how cute.

by anonymous July 18, 2021

May 9th

May 9th is national snatched day. go up to a hoe and snatch their weave. no
consequences just vibez

that b ashley needs to get snatched this upcoming may 9th

by daddy sprinkle 3638 May 8, 2022

may 4th

prettiest /hottest boys and girls are born on. if anyone born on may 4th likes or has a crush on you keep them you are really lucky. they are nice, kind, smart, pretty, hot, good bf/gf.

Boy 1: does anyone like you
Boy 2: yea

Boy 1: whats her or his bday
Boy 2: may 4th
Boy 1: youre lucky
Boy 2: how

Boy 1: they are nice, kind and hot
Boy 2: cool

by emmy… February 1, 2022