ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"

"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"

by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

stinker pig

A stinker Pig is the best companion you could ever have, a dog that looks like the most delicous amimal of all - the pig. Can you get a Stinker Pig? No man, you can't BUT you might already have one. IN simple terms a needy, loving, stinky compation on four legs; a gift from the universe when you need it the most. Good luck Stinkewr Pigs are RARE

You are not lucky enough to have a Stinker Pig in your midst, that is just a good dog; better luck next time.

by c2l2 October 29, 2021

Backwards Pig Tail

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

Pig squeaky

Pig squeaky is when you feed a fat girl to much bread and cheese and you squeeze he Stomach hard enough to make her shit

Bro Michael has a pig squeaky as a girl friend she always be shitting when he hugs her

by Pig squeaky November 14, 2023

Pigged Up Oinker

Where the unlucky receipient feels the full wrath of the oink. As the ignorance increases exponentially, the oink is in full force and the human begins to mutate into a pig with the trotters showing their true form. At this point, the pig is trotterless.

Jake was in receipt of the pigged up oinker from Steven. The inevitable pig transformation caused Stevens trotters to appear in full force.

by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019