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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
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being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes
-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig
by erooo June 7, 2019
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pig sauce

(самогон in Russian): moonshine or other bad quality home-made alcohol or wine
why even bother making pig sauce when, once in a while, you can splurge a bit more on yourself and drink good quality whiskey or cider at the local pub?
by Sexydimma September 18, 2016
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Pigs chicken

Golf shot (hit heavy and fat)
Bad golf shot (hit out of bounds) what a pigs chicken
by Gunnergray February 10, 2012
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dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.
Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?
by cring the bitch October 31, 2019
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pig

by ze huan May 8, 2021
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Guinea pig

a fat potato that lives off of hay and veggies
by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025
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