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The Thor Nut

When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.
Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley
by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019
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Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop
"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"
by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019
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tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.
No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!
by El Conquistador May 15, 2019
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Nut Wrapper

A Nut Wrapper is when one decides to ejaculate, coat candy with it, and wrap it back up.
Hey man! I just heard about this guy's new thing called nut wrappers, and they're bomb as shit!!
by SwissArmyTaco August 28, 2019
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Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019
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Nut Worth

When referring to how “bad” or “hot” a female is.
T: Aye she’s bad what’s her nut worth?
E: Her Nut Worth is 10 bro.
by Iamneckman September 11, 2019
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service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
by B-rizzle September 16, 2019
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