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eleven rules of earth

1.Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2.Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3.When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4.If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5.Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6.Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7.Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8.Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9.Do not harm little children.

10.Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
The eleven rules of earth is better than the 10 commandments and a much better way to live. You say god loves you but you don't even know that satanists follow these rules.
by Esghedes February 11, 2018
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Joe Z Rule

A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.
Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.
by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008
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Rule of Drinking #1

Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.

Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"

"Rule of Drinking #1 man."
by kasairashi December 31, 2011
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the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.
That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.
by anonymous December 28, 2020
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Marc Shaiman rule

In musical theatre, regardless of the subject matter of a show, a song is written for a black woman to sing (or more commonly, belt) that is supposed to be a showstopper. Named after famed film and theatrical composer Marc Shaiman
Ben: That black woman's random song in the second act really stopped the show in a good way.

Charles: It was smart of the composers to employ the Marc Shaiman rule.
by theaterqueen November 23, 2011
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Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.
You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.
by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020
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lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya
“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”
by bluhsmith August 9, 2020
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