Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

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Sorrow Nut

When you masturbate when you’re sad, typically used as a coping mechanism

After Lia broke up with me I had to sorrow nut

by BaDaby March 10, 2021

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nut comfort

(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.

(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out

(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort

(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

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Nut ella

The act of masturbating in the morning and blowing your load inside a Nutella pot.

-John : Woahh dude i saw this video of Reily Reid this morning and I Nutted so hard the Nutella pot was full.

-MatthewCastro : Man you just did the Nut ella.

-John : OOH dude i didnt realise.

-MatthewCastro : Well dude since i never tested what Nutella is, lets blow eachother.

by ThisIsAnIdiot August 13, 2018

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