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David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.
I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!
by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023
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Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.
Damn don’t be like Ariana David.
by Kklumsy February 16, 2018
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david

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.
"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"

"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 2, 2019
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David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.
Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David
by Wet-B May 5, 2023
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David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
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dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
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David Mata

cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata
by COOLGUY!!!1 September 25, 2021
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