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sock mountain

by s33 June 4, 2009
mugGet the sock mountainmug.

Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.
"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."
by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024
mugGet the Cum sockmug.

sock

"Jess socked his father across the face"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
mugGet the sockmug.

OpposingFork's Cum Sock

Somehow, OpposingFork's Cum Sock appeared when fork tested his dork, he gooned and betrayed the never goon army, he became an outcast. Before a never gooner, but now an always gooner. Happly after 5 years of always gooning, the sometimes goon army accepted him after he worked several years in the soviet army with 2 degrees of sciency stuff to win in communist battles against always edgers. OpposingFork now sometimes goons. The sometimes goon army is friends with the sometimes edge army, both accept their differences on how the beat their dork (sometimes).
Finding new OpposingFork's 2024 Edition Cum Socks are very rare as he now only SOMETIMES goons, so im in desperate need for them, I'll pay any never edger to aquire one for me, ik its illegal business but i need it to overthrow the sometimes goon political party.
OpposingFork's Cum Sock, a relic of the past, now the gold of the present
by Dako123 October 28, 2025
mugGet the OpposingFork's Cum Sockmug.

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain
John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome
by KingAlban December 25, 2022
mugGet the New Sock Syndromemug.

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man July 8, 2016
mugGet the burrito sockmug.

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult
dude, that last game was so moss sock
by konii February 27, 2021
mugGet the moss sockmug.

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