A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
Get the Vigilante Sock Puppetmug. also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socksmug. romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
Get the nino's socksmug. by Tessasbae July 30, 2019
Get the Socksmug. A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
Get the Sock Puppetmug. Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while
Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh
Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg
Friend 3: preesh
by anonymous December 11, 2021
Get the Sock through the pant legmug.