Rule 136

If you're offered a drink, you must accept the drink unless said giver has a criminal record

Bartender: Could I offer you boys some vodka?
Guy 1: Sure, I could use a drink
Guy 2: *Dude, rule 136, he murdered the last guy that had sex with his ex*
Guy 1: *shit*

Rule 136 by Anonymous 385865 December 5, 2012

rule 736 

If something exists there is a star wars version of it

Yo I bet there’s a star wars cat rule 736

rule 736 by Aspen moyer June 6, 2018

Rule 34 

Rule 34 is porn. Most people hate it, but if you don’t like it don’t look at it!

Person: If it exists there is porn of it, you can’t do anything about it people!
Person2: I hate rule 34

Rule 34 by FuryTheFox August 13, 2018

Rule 137 

Rule 137 - The invalidation of the last rule. Aka Rule 136.

Boy - "Here I got you this drink!"
Girl - "Oh. No thank you."
Boy - "Rule 136"
Girl - "Rule 137, bitch."

Rule 137 by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 84

If it exists, there is a TI-84 port of it.

Person 1: I'm thinking of getting into Rule 84
Person 2: Oh nice, what are you thinking of doing first?
Person 1: Thinking about playing bad apple on a TI-84 calculator.

Rule 84 by v0id1sm January 28, 2021

Rule 69420 

whenever it hits 6:42 you have to kiss all gay men you see. Duration of event: 30 minutes

Rule 69420

guy 1 says: "yo it's 6:42"

guy 2: "its time to kiss come here bro"

guy 1: "lets go"

guy 1 and 2 kiss

Rule 69420 by cheezitmaster69420 July 1, 2022

Rule 4 

Always use google traduction when you find something that might be interesting in an other language

Guy 1 : Hey, I found this French article about a new cool game
Guy 2 : Well i'm going to use rule 4

Rule 4 by Hidden person lol November 11, 2022