Alien-ified Potato 

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

Alien-ified Potato by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

My life is a potato by georgy177 February 5, 2021

Undercooked Baked Potato 

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

Undercooked Baked Potato by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

Iggy the potato 

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen

have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!

Iggy the potato by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021

Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring

Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?

Red or Brown Potato by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021

The_Icy_Potato

Me

The_Icy_Potato, wow thats a nick... JESUS, THATS A HIGH LEVEL IM LEAVING!

The_Icy_Potato by The_Icy_Potato May 7, 2021

king of the potato 

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

king of the potato by Nyxiii May 17, 2021