Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
Get the porn-topmug. by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017
Get the grammar pornmug. When someone loves to watch pimples being popped. They get satisfied by watching zits, cysts,and any form of acne being expelled from the body.
by antisocial extrovert June 18, 2018
Get the pimple pornmug. Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 9, 2019
Get the Fire Pornmug. Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
Get the Porn Phonemug. "Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"
"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"
by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021
Get the No Porn Januarymug. Feeds of Trulia, Realtor.com, Zillow, etc that excite men/women as much as does xnxx, RedTube, etc. Could also be the hours of realtor information often streamed on public television OR print media also that excite one similar to watching soft core or nudie magazines.
I scroll through my Trulia feed several times a day and send my friends fantasy houses like single people trade noodz. Totally addicted to house porn.
by TorchuredHeart July 16, 2021
Get the House Pornmug.