John Scarce

a fat self loathing pile of poopoo who reports on pewdiepie for tweeting "boo". LIKE FUXKING SEIRESOULY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

" John Scarce is best news channel"
" Keemstar better, B R O"
" Leafy ha s no chin"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

Pink John

When one man licks another mans butthole while masterbating.

He was giving me a pink john when it got in my eye

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

John George

A man who is a fat horse dick yet has the penis of a mouse. He is usually seen hanging with hippopotacows.

There goes John George, fuck him

by Mufassa 69 August 13, 2017

Thanks John

Term used whenever cranky Social Media newby fails to recognize sarcasm on the internet and gets his/her nose bent out of shape. butthurt

"I was just joking with Sam on Facebook when I said 'her butt was big' she was upset and pulled a Thanks John in reply

by @DoctorMalibu May 31, 2015

John Mayer

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.

My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.

by Green Day July 28, 2013

john tesh

One of the most unique, talented, otherworldly,decent persons this side of the world. Also a Cancer.

"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"

"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"

by TheNewAgeRiseth May 9, 2005

John O'Neil

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle

haha you have a John O'Neil

by needlefick December 18, 2012