1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS
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It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
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"Dude, did you enjoy his concert? It rocked hard!"
"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"
"Yeah! He makes Avril Lavigne look like a real dumb-a**!"
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