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Fortnite Battle Pass

When you see the new fortnite battle pass, you shit ur ass so now you are booting up your pc because you need to get that fortnite battle pass. You like fortnite also it's night time because it's 5 o clock and do people remember adventure time.
Friend: Yoo look at the new fortnite battle pass
me: I just shit out my ass bro

Fortnite Kid 

A lazy motherfucker who sits in a bed playing Fortnite all day. They are braindead children who say Fortnite created everything. They will never understand what a holiday is. In order to make them understand what something is, you have to explain in Fortnite style. Once you explain what “happened” in Fortnite. They will understand now. Make sure to give them free V-Bucks whenever they say or else they’ll go on a tantrum.
This kid only plays Fortnite and believes everything Epic Games says, he’s a Fortnite Kid.
Fortnite Kid by Shiny_Kai December 31, 2022

fortnite water 

A term used to cause confusion or disgust in people when you say it. Use this if you want people to think you’re weird.
“Hey Jake, guess what”
Jake: “What”
“Fortnite Water!”
Jake: “..okay?”
fortnite water by Fuzت May 28, 2023

Fortnite Chapter 2 

Fortnite Chapter 2 is a type of cancer, increasingly getting worse from Chapter 1 or as most call it Stage 1 'Suck a dick dude, literally the biggest dick you can find'. Many have fallen to Stage 1 of Fortnite such as famous streamer Ninja, who had experienced the side effect, Ligma. However, a cure is being found called "Concentration Camps", however, alternative passive methods are being used as well such as Minecraft, Krunker.io, online bullying and a father who is present in a child's life.

If you know someone who suffers from Fortnite Chapter 2, please do not be afraid to call John Wick. All he requires are the number on the back of your credit card, the small 4 digits and your name.
"Omg look at that kid, his suffering from Fortnite Chapter 2. He must not realize that he lives in a society!"
"Who the fuck wants Fortnite Chapter 2? The game looks like a rip-off version of itself"

Fortnite OG 

A random kid or young adult who think cosmetics in a game make them cool and good at the game
I am way better than you at fortnite you bot I am a Fortnite OG

Fortnite 2 

A sequel to the first shitty battle royale that people wouldn't shut up about. Appeared when the first one died and everyone celebrated briefly.
Person A: Hey fortnite's finally been shut down.
Person B: Ye now fortnite 2 is out, I can't wait!
Person A:
Person B:
Person A: Now listen here you little shit
Fortnite 2 by The Supreme Truth November 8, 2019