Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.

Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Just give me my money

tiktok trend where a group of people say just give me my money one by one and after that everyone applauds that person who said just give me money except the last person to make them feel embarrassed.

Person 1: Just give me my money.
Everyone: Applauds
Person 2: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 3: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 4: Just give me my money
silence

by seventeenf August 21, 2024

Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.

1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"

by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013

Money In the Bank

Money in the bank is WWE Paper Per View (PPV) where multiple matches but there is a match where there is a briefcase dangling over the ring and there are 6-8 people who are each trying to climb a ladder and get the briefcase because if you get it you can use it to get a match with any champion to get the title at any place at any time

Person 1. Did you see Money In the Bank yesterday

Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase

Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in

Person 2. Yeah lets hope

by TheRandomGuyForYou July 10, 2023

PX Money

When you don't care about how much money is being spent for an event and splurge because you know that next paycheck is going to hit without fault.

Craig: Damn these beers at this show cost $20 each.
Jake: Don't worry about it bro, they are on me. I got that PX Money

by Franssssss January 30, 2025

Young Money

Great hip hop group who influenced so much rappers these days. Includes Lil Wayne, the GOAT of 2000s rap, Drake, and Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Plus, other great rappers like Tyga, Young Thug, Cory Gunz, and Jay Sean.

Fool: Bro. Lil Yachty IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!

Me: No, Lil Yachty is crap, Lil Wayne is who you're looking for.

Fool: Who?

Me: Don't you who know Young Money is? Do you live under a rock?

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 21, 2022

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016