cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp

"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."

by Josepolis January 17, 2008

Cum Sludge

A nasty name for someone being gross annoying or absurb as a reference to cum

My dad was a cum sludge when he didnt let me go to that ripper

by westboylston January 5, 2008

cum paper

The notebook paper used to wipe the cum from one's penis after noticing that they have no toilet paper.

"Ew Rob, what's that balled up sticky paper on your desk?"
"Oh, that's just my cum paper."

by Master Baiter 2000 April 21, 2014

adams cum

sweet & delicious.
tastes like grapefruit.

wow, that tastes good, yeah, must me adams cum.

by woemanlookout May 27, 2014

elf cum

A slang term for eggnog, popularized by Dave Attell.

Dude I went to my grandmother's christmas party and drank a gallon of elf cum.

I didn't get drunk but I did gain three pounds.

by flem78 November 26, 2013

Cum shot

When a guy shoots his load on a woman's face.

The porno I watched had a lot of cum shots.

by Dizzy tatz girl December 8, 2015

Sink cum

An excretion, a powerful excretion.

Boy: mom, I had a great time at timmy’s house today.
Mom: what did you guys do?
Boy: we took part in the ritual of sink cum.

by Bumpus December 15, 2019