Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

double chunk chocolate cookie

The new Costco cookie.

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

by CostoLover16 December 7, 2024

bat cookie

Similar to a a doom cookie whereas as doom cookie has become an emo phrase, bat cookie shows that it is referring to a goth.

OMG she is SUCH a bat cookie

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by mistress rayvennight March 30, 2008

Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.

Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

Cookies

A stupid thing that always pops up and makes your PC slow

Hi! This site uses cookies to ensure a GREAT experience! Would you like to accept??

by I AM Bella123 September 30, 2022

cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022