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shit bird 

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...
(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?
shit bird by Huthost March 20, 2020
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Momma Bird 

When the female partner is giving a blowjob and the dude nuts in her mouth she then proceeds to kiss him and force his nut back down his throat.
My girl gave me a momma bird
Momma Bird by Master Fanboy April 15, 2020

shot bird 

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.
Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

Chair bird 

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
Chair bird by ChairBird May 9, 2020

Lees bird 

Lees bird lost her toothbrush in 1872
Lees bird by Ye mah May 18, 2020

the bird 

you know shit hit the fan when they called in the bird
the bird by Ggghhhhggg May 31, 2020