April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

April 17th

National double kiss number day

hey babe can I get 5 kisses “u can have 10 bc it’s April 17th” yay🧃🦕

by Himmington April 17, 2023

April 10th

April 10th is national hate a hoe day. So if today is your birthday go out there and hate a hoe!

Friend 1: Fuck you.
Friend 2: What did I do?
Friend 1: It's April 10th aka hate a hoe day
Friend 2: Oh

by Billbobbyjoey April 10, 2023

Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

April 24th

Billie was born

Wow. It's April 24th. Billie was removed today

by SexyGayUnicorn March 24, 2021

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022

29th april

29th April is the day when dumb people are born.

Someone: Hey when's your birthday?
-On 29th April.
Someone: Oh, sorry man, but you must be dumb af.

by www.bitch.cum September 4, 2021