porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021

The Cookie Cost

verb (cook-e)

To be doing the most or being extremely over the top with your antics.

spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are

"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."

by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Burnt white cookie

When a black person is trying/acting white

(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive

Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga

by Owe owe March 3, 2021

Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

by CGuajardo May 2, 2022

yeast cookie

When she had a yeast infection in her vagina and you proceed to have sex with said vagina

My girl just got a yeast cookie

by Pushy destroyer November 24, 2017

Snookie Cookie

In South African English slang, a vulgar and often pejorative term referring to a female with genitalia which smells of fish (i.e. where 'Snookie' means 'as or like a Snook' - a common South African fish species - and 'cookie,' which is a common English slang term for a woman's vagina); the unclean and/or dirty genitalia of a particularly promiscuous female.

"Ah bru, howsit with Katjie?"

"No good China. She's got a snookie cookie!"

by KaizerJose April 8, 2025