clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.

Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!

by Sandynutz January 5, 2019

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

beer economy

An economic system that runs parallel to the official economy of a region/state/nation where alcohol is the currency used in exchange for goods and services. Used extensively throughout Australia, with beer being the main denomination.

"ay Bruce, did you end up doing that Barra swap on your AU?"
"yeah mate... cost me a bit tho... coupla slabs of VB... beer economy mate"

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

by Jake larda September 13, 2021

beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.

Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash

by Brot2392323409 May 8, 2015

Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021